Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! John Terry Your Mums a Thief! John Terry Your Mums a Thief! (repeated)
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles Tezahürü
All time classic and the best fanchant ever. Best ringtone (ringtone is chorus only).
Let's Pretend We Scored a Goal Tezahürü
Pretending we scored as we don't much